cat flap install

this made me larf, (quoted as being from a Big Issue, by David Sklar)

"One of the primary reasons cat flaps are called cat flaps is that
they're flaps specifically designed for cats, as opposed to dogs, or
giraffes, or humans. All of this became abundantly clear to teenager
Jason Evans, of Eastleigh, Hampshire, when he recently spent six hours
stuck in one after using it in an attempt to get into his house. He
was eventually cut free by firemen. In Germany, meanwhile, Gunther
Burpus remained wedged in his front-door cat flap for two days because
passers-by thought he was a piece of installation art. Mr Burpus, 41,
of Bremen, was using the flap because he had mislaid his keys.
Unfortunately he was spotted by a group of student pranksters who
removed his trousers and pants, painted his bottom bright blue, stuck
a daffodil between his buttocks and erected a sign saying 'Germany
Resurgent, an Essay in Street Art. Please give Generously'. Passers-by
assumed Mr Burpus' screams were part of the act and it was only when
an old woman complained to the police that he was finally freed. "I
kept calling for help," he said, "but people just said 'Very good!
Very clever!' and threw coins at me." "

Glasgow Tart School helping out Computers for Art.

blog on oulipian stuff

more mega flyers from the early eighties NY scene

Stewardesses: all the pages are great, but this one came up according to N.s disclosure that the longest word typeable on a QWERTY keyboards
left side is Stewardesses. A highlight from this page:
In Estonian, OUEAIAAARE means “edge of a fence surrounding a yard”.

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